The List of People I Wouldn’t Want to Sit Next to on a Plane (LPIWWSNP)

All right, I remembered several people I left off the list yesterday, so now it goes:

  • Quentin Tarantino
  • Sam Neill (ever since Event Horizon, he scares the hell out of me)
  • Salvador Dalí (see “David Firth” or “Aphex Twin”)
  • M. Night Shyamalan
  • Stephen King
  • Aphex Twin (if the guy’s not crazy, he should be)
  • David Firth (see above)
  • Dane Cook (I wouldn’t want to sit next to him anywhere, actually)
  • Tom Cruise
  • Brad Pitt
  • Anthony Hopkins (”Care for some of my liver and onions? Fffffthfth!”)
  • Any member of Rammstein (see above)
  • Sigourney Weaver
  • Paul Erdős (okay, the fact that he’s been dead for twelve years doesn’t help, but even if he was alive…)
  • George Clooney (he seems like he might be an ass in person)
  • H.P. Lovecraft (see “Anthony Hopkins” or “Aphex Twin”)
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