Writing…

Once again, I find my writing skills in lousy condition after about three weeks of nonuse. I’ve really got to start doing something to prevent these annoying (and frightening) little episodes…

Maybe I’m on the Internet too much. That really always seems to put a damper on my language skills.

If there were a way to sigh heavily and defeatedly in cyberspace, that’s what I’d be doing right now.

Oh look, another bland and boring entry…

I rant too much.

The Worst Story Ever Told…

Now that I think about it, writing a blog about my life is like making a documentary about dryer lint: You know somebody’s going to do it, but you make a point of not watching it…

I say this because the only big event today was that I finally tried the Chik-Fil-A food at UNCC (my college). It wasn’t bad, but I managed to make myself look like a complete and utter dumbass in the middle of a crowd. First, I didn’t know what type of account was on my “49er card” (these great little ID cards that you can put money on, etc.), then I managed to nearly drop my food on the floor (Mr. Smooth makes a fantastic recovery!)…then, I left my wallet on the floor by mistake, and fumbled my way outside.

The high point of my day was to discover that there’s a whole little ecosystem of tiny, fearless brown birds whose very existence depend on the manifold food debris that the students leave scattered around the terrace. I half expected one of them to try to steal my food, but none ever did.

“The Life”…good title for a very ordinary blog…